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I also may have eaten 3 mini Tootsie Rolls for lunch.

Nov 5th

I’m live-tweeting an impromptu field trip boss man and I are on. So far, they’re taping...

Nov 5th

Soooo…as best as I can tell, @Foursquare is a thing you log into to find out where your...

Nov 5th

Also, the windows at Saks are all Brunello Cucinelli. #swoon #debt

Nov 5th

IJ’s threatening to open a Twitter account to tell you how awful I am to her. Says...

Nov 5th

RT @lfmccullough RT @APStylebook Embarrass & inoculate are 2 frequently misspelled words. Share...

Nov 5th

That’s just rude. RT @johnmcquaid To follow @McClatchyDC links, you have to clickthru a...

Nov 5th

Helpful hints. RT @59E59 RT @NewYorkology On a personal note, my husband’s story on how stress...

Nov 5th

Flash on the iPhone. How does that work? RT @hardlynoticable: Is better Flash support a significant...

Nov 5th

In honor of the Yankees’ win, here are some NYers I follow: @tlalocnyc @ktnyc @nycnic2305...

Nov 5th

RT @Sirenland: Is it possible for a writer to be too smart for her own good? From Dani...

Nov 5th

I hope not! RT @59E59: Boss is taking me to lunch at a VERY fancy pants place tmrw....

Nov 5th

I love retweeting you people in the morning, while I’m still in bed, before I can think of my...

Nov 5th

Is he on The Twitter? RT @travisbedard: Happy Birthday Sam Shepard! Many Happy Returns.

Nov 5th

Sending good vibes to everyone who’s under the weather or who’s looking for work. So...

Nov 5th

Good. I’ve been irritable lately. RT @rod3000: Great news twitter! Feeling grumpy ‘is...

Nov 5th

This calls for some string cheese.

Nov 5th

So…I’m new to New York and new to baseball. The Yankees go to the World Series every...

Nov 5th

Watching the Yankees game in Times Square. http://flic.kr/p/7dgo8A

Nov 5th

Midtown’s full of creepers this time of night. #Fact

Nov 5th

Yesterday, some of us wrote TwitterPlays for the @nyneofuturists, and you can read them here:...

Nov 5th

Why are you not following @knitmeapony?

Nov 5th

Thx! @knitmeapony, one of my fave tweeters, made a vid! RT @knitmeapony: @calindrome...

Nov 5th

The cigarette is what really makes this. RT @knitmeapony Dancer was filmed @ a bus stop over 15...

Nov 5th

Out of all the followers who found me from my Wired piece, only a few bolted during today’s...

Nov 5th

So true. “The Best Art Is Meaningless.” http://bit.ly/35Dr6c @Guardian

Nov 4th

Good read on strong women characters in film and tv: http://bit.ly/3qvLCt

Nov 4th

On Louisa May Alcott: “Little Women, Big Sacrifices” from @DoubleXMag...

Nov 4th

Thanks, lady! RT @QTPiK8: Just nominated @calindrome for Best Social Media Maven to Follow...

Nov 4th

I missed the quesadillas. #SaddestTweetEver

Nov 4th

I’m going to see this tonight at the Roundabout. Never been there before. V. stoked:...

Nov 4th

I just found the best list ever. I don’t even know this guy. I wonder what portals would...

Nov 4th

Why are ppl gobsmacked when they learn I walk 30 blocks to/from work? I do it for the doughnuts.

Nov 4th

Yeah, what about that? RT @lessthankyle: @happierman What about two pizza slices on top of each...

Nov 4th

Ever again.

Nov 4th

Thank you. RT @gaggingtowards: @calindrome Wait, I thought burrito was Spanish for sandwich? Or do...

Nov 4th

This will not mean a thing to some of you, but someone just emailed me that my new play “has a...

Nov 4th

RT @kitson: RT @BreakingNews Former Hewlett-Packard Chief Executive Carly Fiorina has announced she...

Nov 4th

Wow! Great info for theatres! RT @americanrep: Yale researcher ranks top LORT theaters for Twitter...

Nov 4th

RT @johncabell Did u know the cash register was invented 2 curb bartender theft?The 1st one was...

Nov 4th

You people are all so smart and good-looking.

Nov 4th

Last tweet was h/t @jayrosen_nyu

Nov 4th

Today just got a little brighter folx. Google calendar reminded me that it’s Quesadilla Day at...

Nov 4th

Great read. RT @megangarber Lists: they’ll filter the noise for us. That’s the good news...

Nov 4th

I think the more interesting philosophical question, @WadetoBlack, is, “What *isn’t* a...

Nov 4th

Sit there & think about what you just asked. RT @WadetoBlack Is a quesadilla technically part of...

Nov 4th

Ha! RT @FourthNight: Tell him to go write his own memoir… RT @KaylieJones My cousin wants to...

Nov 4th

Prob a good thing I didn’t watch The Machinist tonight, seeing as the main character is unable...

Nov 4th

I’m still highly discombobulated from last week’s apartment flood. Haven’t been...

Nov 4th

RT @WriterCLKelly: I dont care about your opinion of gay people. You can think what you want but...

Nov 4th

RT @USelaine Any time u worry granting other ppl civil rights will degrade your own, you’re...

Nov 4th

RT @knitmeapony RT @mrsubjunctive Over 200000 ppl in Maine voted for gay marriage. “Fuck you,...

Nov 4th

Homeowners: Dehumidifier’s pulling maybe a quart of H2O/day from my 200sf studio (apt flood...

Nov 4th

RT @ezmac99: “Write plays that matter. Raise the stakes…If a play isn’t worth...

Nov 4th

The kind of advice i was looking for: specific. RT @PeevedMichelle: @calindrome Keep the...

Nov 4th

RT @shanedhudson RT @davidbadash Jesse Ventura on CNN on civil rights:”If you put it up to the...

Nov 4th

Everyone’s a comedian. ;-) RT @Dav3Ston3: @calindrome I feel exactly the opposite, jerk!

Nov 4th

Color me naive, but I’m always surprised when people get angry at people simply for thinking...

Nov 4th

RT @Gennefer: Best Buy Confirms Digital Content Plans: http://bit.ly/n8wrQ

Nov 4th

This is the part of the evening where we pause and walk downstairs to the deli for sliced fruit.

Nov 4th

Tee hee. RT @davewiner: OPML for @calindrome’s “spaceship-co-pilots” list. :-)...

Nov 4th

Damn Upper East Side anorexia. Took 3 coffee shops to find a cup of hot chocolate WITH WHIPPED...

Nov 4th

Speaking of anorexia, I’m about to cuddle up with The Machinist.

Nov 4th

Sweet. RT @davewiner I have a plan for the next set of features for http://listbrowser.org/.

Nov 3rd

I totally get why she’s taking a stand. RT @villagevoice Brit Paper Guilty of Libel for...

Nov 3rd

Forgotten bathroom apple.. http://flic.kr/p/7cUqsr

Nov 3rd

At this moment, I have everything I need, many things I want, and a healthy dose of gratitude.

Nov 3rd

So I made a list of theatres. Let me know if I missed you and you want to be on it!...

Nov 3rd

My Spaceship Co-Pilots list is really just a bunch of people I tweet with daily....

Nov 3rd

Hey guys, @BrooklynHilary made a video for National Sandwich Day. The world’s greatest...

Nov 3rd

OK so I just realized some of the people on my Sandwich-Eaters list are not related to @happierman....

Nov 3rd

And my Zombie-Trackers #list is people I follow daily who are all related in some way to the awesome...

Nov 3rd

And my Sandwich-Eaters #list is people who are all related in some way to @happierman and...

Nov 3rd

My “Some Big Shots” #list includes @thatelephant @TheBloggess and @DoWhatITellYou...

Nov 3rd

RT @nyneofuturists TWITTERPLAY Assignment: write a 1-tweet play using 3+ actors & the word...

Nov 3rd

I have 2 free tix to “Bruckner Orchester” at Avery Fisher Hall @ Lincoln Center Mon @...

Nov 3rd

And we have a winner, folx. @funwithiago is going to the Lincoln Center concert. (I’ll email...

Nov 3rd

No idea he was still living. RT @hanvnah: RT @IsraelNewswire Anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss dies...

Nov 3rd

If you lack the spatial awareness to move aside after exiting a door/escalator/elevator,...

Nov 3rd

Look what I’m killing. #SandwichAlarm #YesThatIsSyrup @happierman @BostonCourt @BrooklynHilary...

Nov 3rd

Awww! A school in Strawberry Point, Iowa, wants to use one of my short plays for a project.

Nov 3rd

It’s National Sandwich Day, y’all. Do yourself a flavor and Search #SandwichAlarm for...

Nov 3rd

Ha! RT @Goose: I just put a hurting on 4 kit kats for breakfast. Even my dog was like, dude,...

Nov 3rd

So tired I could sleep in my walk.

Nov 3rd

I tried to explain to IJ that it was kinda cool to be published on @wired.com, but she just glared...

Nov 3rd

Yes @mikewhills, I do have new followers since my story ran. We’ll see how many stick around...

Nov 3rd

I’ve only been following @mikewhills for a few hours, but I’m already digging his newsy...

Nov 3rd

Between the new age Muzak from the spa below, and Handel’s “Hallelujah” on 3-hour...

Nov 3rd

IJ just glared at me when I laughed at her for having paws, not hands. Nobody likes it when you...

Nov 3rd

I wish y’all could hear how cute my mom sounded on the phone trying to be all excited for me....

Nov 3rd

I’m feeling a slice. #MeSoHongry

Nov 3rd

Can’t possibly thank everyone w/out turning my tweetstream into a neurotic mess, but I read...

Nov 3rd

So how is everyone else’s day going?

Nov 3rd

I won’t lie. I’m a little turned on right now.

Nov 2nd

Lead Story: http://bit.ly/SVF1U

Nov 2nd

Thanks, @MichaelSeel! And thanks everyone for all the great messages and RTs! Peace in your crease.

Nov 2nd

My first article on @wired.com, with thanks to @JohnCAbell and @WadeToBlack. “How I Unmasked...

Nov 2nd

I didn’t really vomit, guys, I’m just eleventy kinds of jacked up right now. #hyperbole

Nov 2nd

After I get back from vomiting, I’m going to tell you some exciting news.

Nov 2nd

Ha! RT @kitson By the time @calindrome’s story traverses Twitter, about 26% of people surveyed...

Nov 2nd

! @NiemanLab picked up my story, too! RT @NiemanLab: Geniuses behind @FakeAPStylebook are @kenlowery...

Nov 2nd

Oh, and Phoebe Cates was really friendly and her store is really cool and I cannot afford a single...

Nov 2nd

! @mediabistro picked up my story! RT @mediabistro Geniuses behind @FakeAPStylebook unmasked!...

Nov 2nd

Thanks for the sweet retweets and congrats, everyone! #KumBaYah

Nov 2nd

Hell to the yeah. RT @brianstelter “Would you pay $30/mo to watch TV via iTunes?”...

Nov 2nd

RT @Gennefer: This might help Hulu freemium adoption. - Comcast’s (paid) Hulu-esque service to...

Nov 2nd

RT @happierman: Weird. @jilliancs openly wondered the other day about who invented exercise. Well....

Nov 2nd

Chased by bat-wielding skinheads morphed into cars & cliffs & trapped on a subway &...

Nov 2nd

Excellent! @happierman, she’s one of us: RT @Gennefer: @calindrome Fortunately, I have...

Nov 2nd

Now no one’ll get any work done this week. RT @brianstelter GE & Comcast are closer to a...

Nov 2nd

So sad. RT @bmf: I regret to report that engineer Vinay Venkatesh, @djgraphite, died on the...

Nov 2nd

It’s so elegant. RT @davewiner: My “entourage” list rendered as OPML....

Nov 2nd

So can I retroactively @foursquare my bizniss?

Nov 2nd

As best as I can tell, only men are on @foursquare. Except they’re called “boys.”

Nov 2nd

$5 a WEEK?!?! And I bet there are still ads. #double-taxation RT @davewiner Columnist Quits After...

Nov 2nd

Beginner @foursquare ?: Do I have to have Location Services “on” for it to be...

Nov 2nd

I keep telling IJ to make peace with the de-humidifier, but she just keeps yelling at it.

Nov 1st

It’s hard to label you people on #lists when I’m limited to an iPhone. Look for clarity...

Nov 1st

You know what’s full of win? Sliced mango.

Nov 1st

RT @Mediabistro: For those of you fuzzy on “mindcasting,” here’s an explanation...

Nov 1st

Noice! RT @barbaradrake: I’m following @calindrome/zombie-trackers just because. :)

Nov 1st

So few women. RT @jayrosen_nyu via @MediaBistro The most followed lists so far http://jr.ly/w7yd My...

Nov 1st

Really, @newscientist? No hyper-cool sciencey lists from you? #HopToIt

Nov 1st

Supertastic. RT @Mediabistro: We’ve started building a Twitter list of niche magazines in the...

Nov 1st

Go! RT @FREECOOKIESNYC: I’m at the northwest corner of 9 ave and 1st. http://bit.ly/48CMpy

Nov 1st

RT @davewiner: In San Jose, Resisting Arrest Is Often the Only Reason For an Arrest....

Nov 1st

Uh…there’s a marathon between me and the cat food.

Nov 1st

You guys! Someone finally followed one of my #lists! And it’s none other than geniusy...

Nov 1st

I’m about to walk 30 blocks each way for cat food from the health food store.

Nov 1st

Tapped IJ w/my toe to get her to squint for a pic. She hates Halloween. Says the whole *black cat*...

Nov 1st

Augmented Reality, I totally get you now. Coulda told me if that cute guy who smiled at me at the...

Nov 1st